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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:13 pm

Ok this one is kind of gross but im sure u all will manage. Three men trapped on an island no where to go all of a sudden an angel comes down and tells them ''if u can find three different fruits and shove them up your butt i will send you to land but even if u make a twitch i will send you to hell!'' The first man comes with three grapes he manages to get 2 up but twitches at the last one and BAM! he was sent to hell. The next man comes with 3 apples he gets 2 up but starts laughing histericaly the angel asks ''Ok before i send you to hell just out of curiositywhy were u laughing?'' The man replies ''because the next guy is coming with 3 watermelons!

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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:01 am

lol ok ok i got one
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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:05 am

Two muffins in an oven. One sais boy is hot in here. The other one sais HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN xD.
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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:55 am

2 penguins in a bathtub 1 says hey pass the soap the other says what do u think i am a microwave?!

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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:12 am

Dont get it..but
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:28 am

My turn again!

Ima tell Blonde jokes, cause I know they arent true, and when my friends try diss me with them I laugh, So muahaha!


  • A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

    She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

    A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

    As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

    Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

    To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"

  • A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me, I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, ...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:31 am

OMG BLAKE lol

Did you know, cats are only allergic to peanut butter when planes are flying south?
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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:56 am

Two pandas were taking a shower,
one said, "Could you pass the soap?"
and the other said, "What do I look like, a type-writer?"
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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:32 am

T.T

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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:33 pm

xD haha
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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:19 am

Come on people keep joking!! Dx
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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:35 pm

YEAHH!!!!
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JOOOKEEEEEES!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an egg?

....

ANOTHER CHICKEN!! D:
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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:35 pm

what did the man say when he walked into a bar?



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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:55 am

I gatta corny joke =D Ok here it is.....Prepare urself This is gunna be intense!!!! I'm not a complete idiot some parts are missing -.- Oh yeah i went there! Shrugging
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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:58 am

xD That was very different xD

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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:02 am

Ok this ones kinda like blakes but o well..


2 guys walk into a bar...

The 3rd guy ducks lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:58 am

T.T I die. And gratz on joining AFK Heroes Jared xD

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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:29 pm

When does "B" come after "U"?



After you disturb it's hive

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PostSubject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =]   Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:55 am

Little Johnny wanted to go toilet, but the teacher told him to recite the alphabet

so Little Johnny goes:

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO..QRSTUVWXYZ"

The teacher said "Good, but wheres the P?"

"Running down my pants.."

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